I'm pregnant. JOKE, that's Coco. Anyway, this morning I decided to go for a run , here is why:
1) I love to run
2) I had not been able to go for a run because you might get killed for your tennis shoes. True story.
3) I was sick, so I wanted to know if I could breath. If you can breath while running, then you're not really THAT sick anymore, you know?
After about 20 mins of debating , I decided to go for a run. I ask my aunt which is the safest way to run and with my phone and knife in my secret pocket I start my ascend. I'm about , I don't know, 30 seconds into my run, when I'm encountered by a ferocious dog. He was tiny, but evil. He tried to bite my leg, I jumped and tried to scare him , what resulted in me falling in a Spiderman sort of pose with the dog about a foot from my face.I'm sure that if anyone was watching I looked like a cat and the dog like... well a dog. I grabbed some rocks, which ended up being DUST, and went full ninja attack on that dog and now his best friend Mr. tiny evil dog II who had decided to join the fight. I threw some dust at them and kept running. I had always been afraid of dogs,actually I was afraid of everything that is from the animal kingdom. I've done so many things here, fight dogs, encounter frogs, walk next to drunk people,walk alone, that I was afraid of that now i'm not really afraid, just annoyed by those things.
The moral of the story is , if you don't have to go through any of those things to have a morning run, be a pal and run one for me... or not whatever.
PS: these were NOT chihuahuas.... just for the record,they were much bigger than that haha.
Cheers!
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